1 00:04:14,014 --> 00:04:18,722 Go on, go on. Go on, quickly. 2 00:04:18,847 --> 00:04:22,014 Come here! 3 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:25,847 Space there! 4 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:47,014 - That is forbidden. - Is the night train to Basel running? 5 00:04:47,097 --> 00:04:50,097 - Military only. - Can't you speak English? 6 00:04:50,181 --> 00:04:54,264 - Take them both away. - The fellow doesn't speak English. 7 00:04:54,347 --> 00:04:58,681 Typical. They put them in uniforms and they can't even answer simple questions. 8 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:00,806 The next move for civilians goes tomorrow. 9 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:03,222 No train till tomorrow. 10 00:05:03,347 --> 00:05:05,431 No train? 11 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,389 We have reserved seats, my dear fellow. 12 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:14,264 Well, what do you suggest we do, charters? 13 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:18,056 - I suppose we'd better find a hotel. - I suppose we'd better. 14 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:24,306 You know, the... the ill manners and the inefficiency of this race is abominable. 15 00:05:24,431 --> 00:05:26,431 Couldn't run a whelk stall. 16 00:05:27,597 --> 00:05:30,681 - Hotel. Ho-tel. - Yes, OK. 17 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,014 Bitte. 18 00:05:33,097 --> 00:05:35,514 - Hotel. - OK. 19 00:05:35,597 --> 00:05:37,847 Schnell weitergehen. 20 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:58,306 Bring the bags, will you? 21 00:06:00,681 --> 00:06:04,222 - Is this going on all night? - I sincerely hope not. 22 00:06:13,431 --> 00:06:16,931 Good evening. A room for two with a private bath, please. 23 00:06:17,014 --> 00:06:20,431 - Facing the mountains. - And a separate how's-your-fathers. 24 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,556 I'm sorry, gentlemen, there are no rooms left. 25 00:06:23,681 --> 00:06:26,514 - No rooms? - Impossible. 26 00:06:26,597 --> 00:06:30,597 This hotel is full. The trains are disrupted by military movements. 27 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:35,347 You're welcome, of course, to sleep on the sofas in the upstairs lounge. 28 00:06:35,431 --> 00:06:38,639 - Sleep on the sofas? - In the lounge? 29 00:06:38,764 --> 00:06:43,389 Where are going to change for dinner? Slip into the old soup and fish. 30 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:47,764 - I don't think he understands. - Maybe Bavarians don't dress for dinner. 31 00:06:47,847 --> 00:06:49,681 This is no time to be funny. 32 00:06:49,764 --> 00:06:54,722 Excuse me. Can you tell me if the night train to Basel is still delayed? 33 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,514 It will leave at noon tomorrow, madam. 34 00:06:57,597 --> 00:07:00,056 Oh. Oh, how very unfortunate. 35 00:07:01,181 --> 00:07:04,056 - Third rate country, what do you expect? - Typical. 36 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,972 Mmm! Wrong year, we'll have to send her back! 37 00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:22,014 Go on, Amanda, bash on regardless. 38 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:25,764 Do you suppose they're some of the bright young things 39 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:27,889 we read about in the press? 40 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:33,222 Doesn't seem to me they're so very bright. Nor, may I say, so very young! 41 00:07:36,097 --> 00:07:39,597 - Everything all right, gentlemen? - Who are they? 42 00:07:39,681 --> 00:07:42,181 - Not British, I hope. - Probably Americans. 43 00:07:43,181 --> 00:07:45,181 More champagne! 44 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,889 Ladies and gentlemen! 45 00:07:57,014 --> 00:08:00,014 It is my pleasure and honour... 46 00:08:00,097 --> 00:08:02,222 to present to you... 47 00:08:02,347 --> 00:08:05,431 Mrs Amanda... 48 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:08,597 Metcalfe... 49 00:08:09,847 --> 00:08:12,181 Madvani... 50 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:15,681 Von Hoffstetter Kelly! 51 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:20,431 Who will favour us this evening... 52 00:08:20,514 --> 00:08:24,889 with one of her world famous imitations. 53 00:08:28,097 --> 00:08:31,306 Amanda! Amanda! 54 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:35,472 We want Amanda! Amanda, my love! 55 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:39,514 We want Amanda, Amanda, Amanda! 56 00:08:39,597 --> 00:08:41,889 We want Amanda! 57 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:24,681 Excuse me. Will you let me through? I... I'm a doctor. 58 00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:34,431 She looks uncomfortable. I'll loosen her clothing. 59 00:09:34,514 --> 00:09:36,514 No, that won't be necessary. 60 00:09:36,597 --> 00:09:39,639 You might have a headache for a day or two. 61 00:09:39,764 --> 00:09:43,847 Now, you need a good rest - and no more to drink. 62 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:55,222 Hello? 63 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,889 Hello? 64 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:01,014 Bus for the station leaves in fifteen minutes. 65 00:10:01,097 --> 00:10:05,139 I say, there's a train here leaves Basel at 21:20. 66 00:10:05,264 --> 00:10:08,972 - Twenty from twenty-four... - Twenty past nine, that's no good. 67 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:11,472 No, there's nothing later than last month. 68 00:10:11,597 --> 00:10:14,472 I don't suppose there's a wireless set hereabouts? 69 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,889 Awful to be left in the dark, Caldicott. 70 00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:22,014 Our communications cut off in a time of crisis. Last news from home was grim. 71 00:10:22,097 --> 00:10:25,597 - "England on the brink." - Newspaper sensationalism. 72 00:10:25,681 --> 00:10:28,306 The old country's been in tight spots before. 73 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:31,472 London? Mr Salter's call to London? 74 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,722 Yes, hold on, I'll get him at once. 75 00:10:33,847 --> 00:10:37,347 Mr Salter. Mr Salter! 76 00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:39,014 Mr Salter! 77 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,181 Go on, risk it. Go on, go on. 78 00:10:46,681 --> 00:10:49,056 Hello? I say, you in London. 79 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:53,681 No, no, this isn't Salter. The name's Charters, we've sent for Salter. 80 00:10:53,764 --> 00:10:56,597 I say, what's happening to England? 81 00:10:58,431 --> 00:11:00,431 Blowing a gale? 82 00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:03,514 No, no, no, you don't follow me at all, sir. 83 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,764 I'm inquiring about the Test match. 84 00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:08,681 The Te... Cricket, sir, cricket. 85 00:11:09,847 --> 00:11:13,264 You can't be in England and not know the Test score. 86 00:11:13,347 --> 00:11:16,306 - Fellow says he doesn't know. - Silly ass! 87 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,431 Er, hello, are you there? 88 00:11:18,514 --> 00:11:20,847 I say, could you find out for us? 89 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,722 Oh, nonsense. Only take a minute, what? 90 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:27,306 Oh, very well. If you won't, you won't. 91 00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,597 Wasting my time. Fellow's an ignoramus. 92 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:39,847 Let's get on the back of the bus before someone recognises me. 93 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:43,222 Oh, darling, don't worry. No one here knows who you are. 94 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:47,681 Well, they might, so get on. Go on, darling, quickly. 95 00:11:48,597 --> 00:11:51,681 Bus for the station leaves in eight minutes. 96 00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,389 Good God. 97 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,556 Typical. 98 00:12:14,097 --> 00:12:18,972 Good morning, Mrs Kelly. You're looking very well. Very fetching. 99 00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:21,972 Actually, I feel fit, very fit indeed. 100 00:12:22,097 --> 00:12:24,181 Madly. Madly fit. 101 00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:28,431 - Would you like to sit down? - Thank you. Maybe I will. 102 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,556 Just for a minute. 103 00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:35,806 - Where are your friends? - I don't know. Sleeping, I guess. 104 00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:40,222 They're staying on. I have to leave for London. Getting married on Friday. 105 00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:43,806 Getting married? Isn't that nice? Congratulations. 106 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,681 - I've been married before, several times. - I know. 107 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,972 Did I make an unholy spectacle of myself last night? 108 00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:55,556 - You could say that. - You were present? 109 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:58,681 - I was. - And you didn't think it was funny either. 110 00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,639 To tell you the God's honest truth, 111 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:05,931 I thought it was the most amazing exhibition of sheer dumbness 112 00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:08,056 I have ever seen. 113 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:12,014 This whole continent is going to explode in about 20 minutes 114 00:13:12,097 --> 00:13:16,306 and what I think would be really dumb is if it was all triggered off 115 00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:18,847 by a madcap American heiress. 116 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:23,389 Much-married madcap American heiress is how I'm referred to in the press. 117 00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:27,056 - Do I know you? - Robert Condon. 118 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:31,264 - Photographer for Life magazine. - Life magazine? How amusing. 119 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:33,806 They did my coming-out party at the Plaza. 120 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:37,472 You weren't one of those cameramen trying to snap pictures 121 00:13:37,597 --> 00:13:39,389 in the ladies' room, were you? 122 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,764 I'm sorry to say I was unable to attend. 123 00:13:41,847 --> 00:13:45,556 I was being kicked out of Spain at the time. 124 00:13:45,681 --> 00:13:49,056 How impressive. 125 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:54,264 Last call! The bus for the station is leaving immediately. Hurry! 126 00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:58,472 God, I hope that maid's finished packing. I must go and see. 127 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:01,222 - Mrs Kelly. - Yes? 128 00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:05,139 It's none of my business but are you going London like that? 129 00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:07,931 Oh, that? Oh, I can change on the train. 130 00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,972 Miss Kelly! 131 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,806 The bus for the station is leaving immediately! 132 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,931 You must come now! 133 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,806 Miss Kelly, we can't wait! We'll miss the train! 134 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,972 Miss Kelly! 135 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:40,889 Have them send the luggage on 136 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,347 to Mrs Amanda Metcalfe Madvani von Hoffstetter Kelly. 137 00:14:44,431 --> 00:14:47,514 No, make that Lady Amanda Ogilvie-Gore. 138 00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:50,306 You know how they love a title at Claridge's. 139 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,097 Or is it the Connaught? 140 00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:56,889 What is the meaning, Miss Kelly? You will lose it! 141 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,472 Hey! Bus! 142 00:15:19,681 --> 00:15:25,639 'Passagiere bitte in den jetzt da stehenden Zug einsteigen.' 143 00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:28,181 - Fräulein Froy! - Yes? 144 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,347 - You are Fräulein Froy? - Yes. 145 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,056 - I have here your ticket. - Oh. 146 00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:40,097 Oh, but this is for a reserved seat. 147 00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:44,431 How very thoughtful of them. Thank you, thank you very much. 148 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:56,014 If this train's on time at Basel, 149 00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,847 - we can catch the last day of the match. - Just hope it's like this at the Oval. 150 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:04,014 The porter is putting the baggage on train for you. 151 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,722 I'd like to have my hat case, please. 152 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:09,514 - Let me carry that for you. - Danke schön. 153 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,014 God, this place is teeming with British. 154 00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:20,806 Sie müssen sich beeilen, der Zug fährt ab. 155 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:25,139 'Will passengers for Switzerland please board the train? 156 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:30,597 'It will stop at Innsbruck, Bregenz...' 157 00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:35,431 'Mullenbach, St Gallen and Basel.' 158 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,514 'Please close the doors. The train is ready to leave.' 159 00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:54,556 This is the compartment of the Baroness von Kisling. All seats are reserved. 160 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,347 Why don't you just dry up? and blow away? 161 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:03,889 I believe this is my seat. 162 00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,556 Here, let me take this. 163 00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:12,556 That's all right. I'll just fold it up and pop it up there on the rack. 164 00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:14,681 Thank you so much. 165 00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:25,264 - May I help you? - No thanks, I can do that alone. 166 00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:23,472 Hey you, come here! 167 00:18:24,597 --> 00:18:26,639 Go ahead. 168 00:18:29,181 --> 00:18:32,264 Man, we need you. 169 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:45,264 Where is this person now? 170 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:49,764 On the way to the train station. 171 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,556 Can I do anything to help? 172 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:16,014 You look as if you've been playing in a coal bin. 173 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:18,347 Don't tell me I still have... 174 00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:25,347 Why don't we go and see if the dining car is open? 175 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,889 A nice cup of tea will settle your tummy. 176 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:32,139 And we'll stop in the washroom and wash it off! 177 00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:34,389 By all means. 178 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:51,847 I said to them, "Don't you play in the coal bin any more." 179 00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:56,097 Thank you. 180 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:04,347 - Oh! - Oh! I'm sorry. 181 00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:06,472 Do forgive me. Very clumsy. 182 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:09,681 That's all right. I'm just waiting for the waiter. 183 00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:14,306 - If I see him, shall I send him back? - Thank you. Thank you so much. 184 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:21,306 What a handsome couple. She reminds me of an actress. 185 00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:26,847 There are more English people on this train than there are in Piccadilly Circus. 186 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:31,347 Darling, I do think you're developing a persecution complex. 187 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,722 The last day in the hotel was a nightmare. 188 00:20:34,847 --> 00:20:36,847 Skulking in the corridors, 189 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,264 - dinner in our room... - Well, I am not exactly unknown. 190 00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:45,014 We missed all the fun. Apparently, that American girl did an imitation of Hitler. 191 00:20:45,097 --> 00:20:47,764 - Really? How lovely - I wish we'd been there. 192 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,889 I could have done my Mussolini. I do a splendid Mussolini. 193 00:20:53,014 --> 00:20:55,056 Oh, darling. 194 00:20:55,181 --> 00:20:57,347 Do stop worrying. 195 00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:03,889 I promise you, that poor lady has no idea who you are. 196 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,764 - Well, it is better to be safe than sorry. - Mm, yes. 197 00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:10,722 Anyway, isn't it rather nicer to be alone? 198 00:21:19,847 --> 00:21:21,889 Wollen Sie hier Platz nehmen? 199 00:21:26,597 --> 00:21:32,097 They're very friendly, Germans, once you know them. I've spent four years here. 200 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:35,764 - Guten Tag. - I think I'll have a nice cup of tea. 201 00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:39,056 Would you like tea or some nice warm Bovril? 202 00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:41,264 Whisky. Large whisky and soda, please. 203 00:21:41,347 --> 00:21:43,806 - Whisky and soda? - Large. 204 00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:46,639 - And a pot of tea? - Yes. Oh, just one moment. 205 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,222 Er... Would you mind using this? 206 00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:54,264 Harriman's Herbal, as drunk by a million Mexicans. 207 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:58,264 "A soothing compound to settle the stomach and soothe the nerves." 208 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:03,097 - Are you sure you won't try some? - I've never been more sure of anything. 209 00:22:03,181 --> 00:22:05,889 It's your tummy, you know what to put into it. 210 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,014 Just one moment... 211 00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:11,347 Ginger snaps. Would you pop these onto a plate, please? 212 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,764 And be sure that the water is really boiling for the tea. 213 00:22:14,847 --> 00:22:17,222 - Certainly, madam. - Yes. 214 00:22:17,347 --> 00:22:20,681 I don't suppose it's really drunk by a million Mexicans 215 00:22:20,764 --> 00:22:22,847 but it does make a lovely cup of tea. 216 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:27,389 - By the way, my name is Froy. - Did you say Freud? 217 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,222 Not Freud, Froy. 218 00:22:30,347 --> 00:22:32,597 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 219 00:22:34,931 --> 00:22:38,514 Froy. Rhymes with "joy"! 220 00:22:38,597 --> 00:22:41,222 Oh, Froy. Froy! 221 00:22:42,347 --> 00:22:45,639 I'm a children's governess and music teacher. 222 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:49,556 I've just spent an unforgettable four years in Bavaria. 223 00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:51,889 Now I'm going back to England. 224 00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:54,097 To Brighton, that's where my home is. 225 00:22:54,181 --> 00:22:57,472 Well, Hove actually, it's just down the coast a bit. 226 00:22:57,597 --> 00:23:00,014 I work for General von Reider. 227 00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:03,222 Mm, very attractive. 228 00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:06,847 He's such a fine man and such dear children. 229 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:09,847 - Ahh. - I hated leaving them. 230 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:14,347 But with things the way they are it seemed best for me to be off home. 231 00:23:14,431 --> 00:23:17,806 Shame. We had such lovely times together at the castle. 232 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:20,639 Twenty four in service, plus five gardeners. 233 00:23:20,764 --> 00:23:23,306 - Really? - I had a lovely room. 234 00:23:23,431 --> 00:23:25,431 - Like to see a picture? - Love to. 235 00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:29,347 There it is. There I am, right up in the north tower. 236 00:23:29,431 --> 00:23:34,972 The ceiling was all painted blue - like peacock feathers, lined with gold. 237 00:23:35,097 --> 00:23:38,139 And mirrors in the most unusual places. 238 00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:41,222 Thank you. 239 00:23:41,347 --> 00:23:44,014 Would you reserve two places for lunch, please? 240 00:23:44,097 --> 00:23:47,431 - If you'd care to have it with me. - If I'm still alive. 241 00:23:47,514 --> 00:23:50,639 Well, here we go. Once more into the breach. 242 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,097 - Try to make it for the first sitting. - Certainly, madam. 243 00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:58,347 - Thank you. - It's a moot point. 244 00:23:59,347 --> 00:24:02,764 There's nothing moot about it. The fellow simply was not out. 245 00:24:02,847 --> 00:24:05,931 If it hadn't been for the umpires, he'd be batting still. 246 00:24:06,014 --> 00:24:09,097 - I do not understand. If... - I'll show you. 247 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,222 I saw it. I saw the whole thing. Look. 248 00:24:12,347 --> 00:24:17,264 Here's Hutton at the wicket, there's the umpire, Constantine bowling. 249 00:24:17,347 --> 00:24:20,056 Stollmeyer, Headley, Sealy... 250 00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:23,639 Oh, dear, he's forgot the sugar. 251 00:24:23,847 --> 00:24:27,097 He's at the gasworks end, so the light was on his right. 252 00:24:27,181 --> 00:24:29,139 Constantine bowls. 253 00:24:29,264 --> 00:24:31,681 - Would you pass the sugar, please? - Pardon? 254 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:34,347 May I trouble you for the sugar? 255 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,097 I... 256 00:24:36,181 --> 00:24:39,681 If you'd be kind enough to pass the sugar. 257 00:24:48,597 --> 00:24:51,056 Thank you. Thank you very much. 258 00:24:51,181 --> 00:24:53,181 Don't mention it. 259 00:25:17,097 --> 00:25:19,806 Los, wir müssen uns beeilen. Ab! 260 00:25:26,514 --> 00:25:28,556 Shh! 261 00:25:31,014 --> 00:25:34,764 - I think I'll take a nap too. - That's a very good idea. 262 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:38,347 Cover up with your nice fur coat. It's lovely and soft. 263 00:25:38,431 --> 00:25:40,514 It is soft, isn't it? Yes. 264 00:25:40,597 --> 00:25:44,764 I was given a squirrel coat by a woman I worked for 265 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:48,181 but it was always getting caught in my bicycle wheel. 266 00:25:48,264 --> 00:25:50,097 Now, you have a good sleep 267 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:53,847 and then I'll wake you up in time for a good, hot lunch. 268 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,931 Danke. 269 00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:42,889 Excuse me. The English lady that was sitting there, 270 00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:45,014 do you know where she went? 271 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,181 There has been no English lady here. 272 00:27:48,347 --> 00:27:52,347 - Excuse me? - There has been no English lady here. 273 00:27:53,681 --> 00:27:55,722 You had perhaps a dream. 274 00:27:55,847 --> 00:28:00,806 It wasn't a dream. I'm talking about the lady that was sitting right there. 275 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,889 We went to the dining car. You remember, you gave her the chocolate. 276 00:28:05,014 --> 00:28:08,764 - Ich versteh nicht. - You are, I think, still half asleep. 277 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:11,389 You went and came back alone. 278 00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:14,972 You don't understand. I'm talking about the lady. 279 00:28:15,097 --> 00:28:17,097 The English lady in the brown hat. 280 00:28:17,181 --> 00:28:21,139 I was feeling ill and she took care of me. We went to the dining car. 281 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:23,681 - She had tea and I had whisky. - Whisky? 282 00:28:23,764 --> 00:28:27,264 That, no doubt, is what is making you confused. 283 00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:36,389 If this is some kind of practical joke, I find it very unfunny. 284 00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:49,889 - Oh, waiter? - Yes, madam? 285 00:28:50,014 --> 00:28:52,014 - You served me, right? - Yes, madam. 286 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:56,264 Remember the lady with the brown hat? Have you seen her again? 287 00:28:56,347 --> 00:28:58,389 But madam was alone. 288 00:28:58,514 --> 00:29:01,306 Don't be absurd. Of course I wasn't alone. 289 00:29:01,431 --> 00:29:05,889 She gave you a pack of tea. Something horrible called Harriman's Herbal. 290 00:29:06,014 --> 00:29:09,139 - You must remember that. - There was no tea, madam. 291 00:29:09,264 --> 00:29:11,264 Just a whisky and soda. 292 00:29:11,347 --> 00:29:13,847 A large whisky and soda. 293 00:29:13,931 --> 00:29:16,681 Not only that, she paid the check. 294 00:29:16,764 --> 00:29:19,681 I'm sorry, madam, but it was you who paid. 295 00:29:19,764 --> 00:29:22,639 I have the bill if madam would care to look. 296 00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:25,597 Never mind. I'll find her myself. 297 00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:30,181 Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry to disturb you... 298 00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:33,264 Ah, Mrs Kelly! Which I presume still is your name, 299 00:30:33,347 --> 00:30:36,014 unless you've gotten married again on the train. 300 00:30:36,097 --> 00:30:39,806 - You're a swine. - You know Mrs Rose Flood Porter... 301 00:30:39,931 --> 00:30:43,806 - A complete swine. - ..and Dr Hartz who saved you last night. 302 00:30:43,931 --> 00:30:46,264 Why didn't you tell me I had that moustache? 303 00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:50,472 My mother taught me it was bad manners to make personal remarks 304 00:30:50,597 --> 00:30:54,764 and if, "Hey, lady, your moustache is showing," isn't a personal remark 305 00:30:54,847 --> 00:30:57,597 I've never heard one! Dr Hartz... 306 00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:02,431 Please! I'm delighted to see you looking well. No trouble with the head? 307 00:31:02,514 --> 00:31:04,556 Clearly just the usual. 308 00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:07,597 There's a woman missing on this train. I saw her. 309 00:31:07,681 --> 00:31:10,722 Now people keep saying she was never there! 310 00:31:10,847 --> 00:31:14,014 - Lovely weather we're having. - Really lovely. 311 00:31:14,097 --> 00:31:16,264 - Oh. - Really very lovely. 312 00:31:16,347 --> 00:31:19,431 - Quite warm. - Not unpleasantly so, though. 313 00:31:19,514 --> 00:31:22,639 - I find it very pleasant indeed. - Very pleasant. 314 00:31:22,764 --> 00:31:25,597 Look! If you wanna talk about the weather 315 00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:27,972 like a bunch of creeps, go ahead! 316 00:31:28,097 --> 00:31:32,639 That knock on the head last night, I wonder if it has affected her? 317 00:31:33,764 --> 00:31:36,306 - Imbibes, does she? - Drinks like a fish. 318 00:31:36,431 --> 00:31:39,556 Blind as a hoot owl, drunk as a skunk. 319 00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:41,472 Disgraceful! 320 00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:44,597 - Mrs Kelly... - Leave me alone! 321 00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:47,514 - Just take it easy. - Will you let go of me? 322 00:31:47,597 --> 00:31:49,847 You're hysterical! 323 00:31:49,931 --> 00:31:54,847 Mrs Kelly... May I ask what exactly was troubling you... 324 00:31:54,931 --> 00:31:56,972 - It's Miss Froy. - Who? 325 00:31:57,097 --> 00:32:00,514 This very sweet English lady who was in my compartment. 326 00:32:00,597 --> 00:32:02,681 - Yes? - We went and had tea. 327 00:32:02,764 --> 00:32:07,306 Well, she had tea, Harriman's Herbal, a million Mexicans drink it. 328 00:32:07,431 --> 00:32:10,806 I very sensibly had a large whisky and soda. 329 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:13,972 - Oh. - We came back, I went to sleep... 330 00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:16,306 - Passed out. - Shut up, swine. 331 00:32:16,431 --> 00:32:19,306 When I woke up, she was gone. 332 00:32:19,431 --> 00:32:24,514 And now, everybody says she was never there, she never existed. 333 00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:29,264 Even the waiter who brought her tea, even he says that he never saw her. 334 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:33,222 Now, are they all crazy or am I crazy or what? 335 00:32:34,347 --> 00:32:38,264 Hmm. Why don't we go and have another talk with them? 336 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:42,681 Perhaps it's just a misunderstanding, something to do with the language. 337 00:32:42,764 --> 00:32:44,597 Come with me. 338 00:32:46,347 --> 00:32:48,764 It's that one. 339 00:32:48,847 --> 00:32:51,139 She speaks English as well as I do, 340 00:32:51,264 --> 00:32:56,389 so go in there, tell her you're a doctor and that I won't take any more of this. 341 00:32:57,764 --> 00:33:02,264 Er, please forgive me. There seems to have been a misunderstanding. 342 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,014 Misunderstanding? 343 00:33:04,097 --> 00:33:09,222 Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Dr Hartz, Dr Egon Hartz. 344 00:33:09,347 --> 00:33:12,347 Dr Hartz? I am the Baroness Kisling. 345 00:33:12,431 --> 00:33:14,472 I'm honoured, Baroness. 346 00:33:14,597 --> 00:33:17,597 And may I present my American friends, Mrs Kelly 347 00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:20,764 and Mr Condon, a famous American newspaperman. 348 00:33:20,847 --> 00:33:22,806 The Baroness Kisling. 349 00:33:22,931 --> 00:33:26,472 A great pleasure. Mrs Kelly and I are travelling together, 350 00:33:26,597 --> 00:33:29,181 though we have not been formally introduced. 351 00:33:30,347 --> 00:33:33,181 And now, this misunderstanding. 352 00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:37,222 The English lady sitting there, the one you said you never saw. 353 00:33:37,347 --> 00:33:40,722 I say I did not see her because I didn't see her. 354 00:33:40,847 --> 00:33:44,472 And I didn't see her because she was never here. 355 00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:47,764 What about these other lovely people? 356 00:33:47,847 --> 00:33:52,389 My servants and their daughter. Ask them if you like. 357 00:33:52,514 --> 00:33:54,597 She doesn't speak English. 358 00:33:54,681 --> 00:33:59,639 Um, you say, you can remember an English lady here? 359 00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:03,889 Mrs Kelly claims she is opposite sat with an English lady, 360 00:34:04,014 --> 00:34:06,806 - which then suddenly disappeared. - No. 361 00:34:08,014 --> 00:34:10,972 Did your Miss Froy have a bag? or something? 362 00:34:11,097 --> 00:34:14,806 Yes! A great big leather one. She kept it right up... 363 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,097 there. 364 00:34:32,264 --> 00:34:34,222 OK. 365 00:34:34,347 --> 00:34:37,097 Well, a lot of other people saw her too. 366 00:34:37,181 --> 00:34:42,139 Those two grumpy Englishmen in the dining car and those two down there. 367 00:34:44,764 --> 00:34:47,014 Please forgive us. 368 00:34:52,431 --> 00:34:57,222 Sorry to disturb you. Remember the English lady who fell in here? 369 00:34:57,347 --> 00:35:02,681 An English lady who fell into my compartment? No. no, I'm afraid not. 370 00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:06,847 - Come on! I know you both saw. - This is a little preposterous. 371 00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:09,472 The answer is no. Will you excuse me? 372 00:35:09,597 --> 00:35:14,056 That rat. I'm gonna find Miss Froy if I have to stop this train! 373 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:16,681 What about the guys in the dining car? 374 00:35:16,764 --> 00:35:18,806 That Englishman! 375 00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:22,931 You there, Caldicott? It's Charters. Can I come in? 376 00:35:23,014 --> 00:35:26,389 - What is it, old man? - It's that American girl again. 377 00:35:26,514 --> 00:35:30,097 - Says she's lost her friend. - Well, she's not in here. 378 00:35:30,181 --> 00:35:33,222 No, no. She's threatening to stop the train! 379 00:35:34,181 --> 00:35:37,847 - Oh, Lord! - We'll miss our connection to Basel. 380 00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:41,472 - This is serious, Charters. - That's him, that's him. 381 00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:45,389 Hold on, please. I was wondering if you could help us? 382 00:35:45,514 --> 00:35:48,431 - Help you? - I was having tea with an English lady. 383 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:52,431 - You saw her. - I don't know, I was talking to my friend. 384 00:35:52,514 --> 00:35:54,014 Absolutely. 385 00:35:54,097 --> 00:35:59,264 You were at the next table playing some game. She borrowed the sugar. 386 00:35:59,347 --> 00:36:02,347 - I recall passing the sugar. - Then you saw her. 387 00:36:02,431 --> 00:36:06,556 I was in deep conversation. We were discussing cricket. 388 00:36:06,681 --> 00:36:11,597 I don't see how a dumb game like cricket can make you forget seeing somebody. 389 00:36:11,681 --> 00:36:15,181 Then there's nothing further to be said. Excuse me. 390 00:36:15,264 --> 00:36:17,764 - Excuse me. - "Dumb game like cricket"! 391 00:36:17,847 --> 00:36:19,931 Typical! 392 00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:22,056 You saw her! I know you did! 393 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,597 - Mrs Kelly. - But they saw her! 394 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:28,722 Mrs Kelly, please don't misunderstand me. 395 00:36:28,847 --> 00:36:34,347 I'm not a teetotaller myself. I do, in fact, adore a drop of champagne. 396 00:36:34,431 --> 00:36:36,556 But would you tell me how much... 397 00:36:36,681 --> 00:36:38,806 I'm not even a little bit drunk! 398 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:42,389 You wanna see me walk a straight line? Watch! 399 00:36:43,514 --> 00:36:45,514 See? 400 00:36:45,597 --> 00:36:47,431 - Are you all right? - Yes. 401 00:36:47,514 --> 00:36:50,389 - Why are we slowing down? - I don't know. 402 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:56,514 - What is it? - An accident. 403 00:36:56,597 --> 00:36:59,181 Every holiday it is like this. 404 00:37:00,347 --> 00:37:03,431 Last April I was in Klosters for spring skiing. 405 00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:08,431 First day, a girl went headfirst into a tree. I spent three weeks operating on her. 406 00:37:08,514 --> 00:37:12,097 In the end I saved her face and ruined my holiday. 407 00:37:12,181 --> 00:37:15,472 I hope she was very rich and you charged her a fortune. 408 00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:19,722 I did but it turned out she was having an affair with the skiing instructor, 409 00:37:19,847 --> 00:37:24,056 the husband found out and refused to pay my bill. It's a terrible story. 410 00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:29,139 We're stopping. You watch that side. Make sure she doesn't get off. 411 00:37:35,014 --> 00:37:37,056 Was ist los? 412 00:37:38,347 --> 00:37:41,764 - Was ist geschehen? - There goes the trainmaster. 413 00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:45,681 Soon they'll all be shouting, "Is there a doctor on the train?" 414 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,181 Wir suchen einen Mord. 415 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:51,097 I wish I could imitate your Miss Froy and vanish. 416 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:55,306 - Somebody could be badly hurt. - Yes, of course, you're right. 417 00:37:55,431 --> 00:37:57,847 Excuse me. Here we go again. 418 00:38:03,097 --> 00:38:05,347 - See anything? - Nothing. 419 00:38:05,431 --> 00:38:09,889 That Dr Hartz, he's very sweet. Even if he did almost call me an alcoholic. 420 00:38:10,014 --> 00:38:12,014 - Why don't you marry him? - Shut up. 421 00:38:12,097 --> 00:38:16,681 - Every girl should marry a doctor once. - Watch! Swine! 422 00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:20,014 An automobile accident. The face. 423 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:24,222 Luckily there's an excellent hospital in Mullenbach. 424 00:38:24,347 --> 00:38:26,556 I can operate there. 425 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:31,806 O God, please, this time no amorous skiing instructor, only a rich husband. 426 00:38:37,764 --> 00:38:39,931 Vorsichtig. Ganz langsam. 427 00:38:58,181 --> 00:39:00,639 Not one old lady did I see. 428 00:39:00,764 --> 00:39:04,014 Me either. That means she's still on this train. 429 00:39:05,264 --> 00:39:07,306 You don't give up, do you? 430 00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:11,306 Why did you lie to those people? 431 00:39:11,431 --> 00:39:17,014 Lie? I just didn't want to get involved in some sort of inquiry, that's all. 432 00:39:17,097 --> 00:39:20,639 - Inquiry? - That girl's capable of anything. 433 00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:24,472 If some idiot woman has disappeared and I'd seen her, 434 00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:27,597 we'd both be called as witnesses, wouldn't we? 435 00:39:27,681 --> 00:39:29,514 So? 436 00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:34,806 It might be difficult to explain what we're doing larking about in Bavaria 437 00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:38,639 when your husband thinks you're on a cruise with your cousins 438 00:39:38,764 --> 00:39:40,889 and my wife is under the impression 439 00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:45,139 that I'm on confidential business for the Prime Minister in Paris. 440 00:39:46,097 --> 00:39:48,597 Larking about? Is that what we're doing? 441 00:39:48,681 --> 00:39:51,472 Under the improbable name of Todhunter. 442 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:55,139 Todhunter's a sweet name. We had an Airedale named Todhunter. 443 00:39:55,264 --> 00:39:59,514 I'm sure. Look, the last thing we want is some sort of scandal. 444 00:40:01,431 --> 00:40:05,389 - Is that the last thing we want? - Yes. Yes, it is. 445 00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:08,431 Oh. 446 00:40:08,514 --> 00:40:12,972 You don't believe me because I'm a girl. She could be in a concentration camp. 447 00:40:13,097 --> 00:40:16,139 We've heard of concentration camps, have we? 448 00:40:16,264 --> 00:40:18,972 - Of course! - This is a great moment. 449 00:40:19,097 --> 00:40:22,347 The social conscience meets the social register. 450 00:40:22,431 --> 00:40:25,806 Excuse me. You know that lady you're looking for? 451 00:40:25,931 --> 00:40:28,139 - Yes. - I saw her. 452 00:40:28,264 --> 00:40:30,264 - She was wearing green tweeds? - Yes. 453 00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,389 - And a brown hat? - With a feather. 454 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:37,181 - I saw her with you in our compartment. - You husband said he hadn't seen her. 455 00:40:37,264 --> 00:40:41,764 He didn't notice but after you'd gone I remembered quite clearly. 456 00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:44,181 - You actually did see her? - Yes. 457 00:40:44,264 --> 00:40:48,097 Would you be willing to make a statement? 458 00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:50,931 - Yes. - See, dummy? I was right! 459 00:40:51,014 --> 00:40:55,222 Now let's find that Nazi creep and tell him his train's gotta be searched! 460 00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:06,764 War der Zug pünktlich? 461 00:41:09,764 --> 00:41:14,722 And I told them that we saw that lady who stumbled into our carriage. 462 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,431 Have you taken leave of your senses? 463 00:41:17,514 --> 00:41:19,931 Oh, darling, look. 464 00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:24,472 If there's a scandal, there's a scandal. We'll weather it together. 465 00:41:24,597 --> 00:41:26,847 And then, after the divorces... 466 00:41:26,931 --> 00:41:28,972 Divorce?! 467 00:41:29,097 --> 00:41:32,139 You've missed the point. If there is a scandal, 468 00:41:32,264 --> 00:41:35,514 the Major will divorce you, I've no doubt about that. 469 00:41:35,597 --> 00:41:39,306 But Iris will never divorce me. She wouldn't want it. 470 00:41:39,431 --> 00:41:41,764 I wouldn't want it. 471 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:44,722 When two considerable fortunes are intertwined, 472 00:41:44,847 --> 00:41:49,347 marriage becomes a very sacred thing. Very, very sacred. 473 00:41:49,431 --> 00:41:53,722 No, you stick to the Major. He's a poor thing but he's all you've got. 474 00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:57,722 And frankly without him, life could be very difficult for you. 475 00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:04,972 - Niemand verschwindet... - Why doesn't he talk in English? 476 00:42:05,097 --> 00:42:09,347 He's saying it's impossible for a lady to vanish from a moving train. 477 00:42:09,431 --> 00:42:11,972 I don't care. I want this train searched. 478 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:14,097 - Hello. - Ich hab Sie überall gesucht. 479 00:42:14,181 --> 00:42:18,014 - What is she saying? - They've been looking all over for you, 480 00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:20,181 that your friend has come back. 481 00:42:20,264 --> 00:42:22,556 Come back? Miss Froy's come back? 482 00:42:22,681 --> 00:42:25,472 Why would she lie about that? Gesundheit. 483 00:42:25,597 --> 00:42:27,389 Danke schön. 484 00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:31,181 - See? Miss Froy didn't vanish. - Maybe she tried to escape. 485 00:42:31,264 --> 00:42:33,181 - From what? - From you. 486 00:42:33,264 --> 00:42:36,431 - Why me? - The madcap heiress can be a pain! 487 00:42:41,597 --> 00:42:43,389 There she is! 488 00:42:43,514 --> 00:42:46,347 Think she'd mind if I ask her for her autograph? 489 00:42:50,597 --> 00:42:52,931 This isn't Miss Froy. 490 00:42:58,347 --> 00:43:00,347 Excuse me. 491 00:43:01,014 --> 00:43:03,097 Excuse me. 492 00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:07,931 I know this sounds idiotic but are you Miss Froy? 493 00:43:08,014 --> 00:43:11,097 Miss Froy? Nein. I'm Frau Kummer. 494 00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:13,972 I've never seen this woman before in my life. 495 00:43:14,097 --> 00:43:16,306 I assisted you when you were unwell 496 00:43:16,431 --> 00:43:19,014 then when you slept I went to another car. 497 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:23,306 When Mrs Kelly awakened, she kept asking for some English lady. 498 00:43:23,431 --> 00:43:27,264 I did not connect her with my friend Frau Kummer. 499 00:43:27,347 --> 00:43:29,639 These are green tweeds, are they not? 500 00:43:29,764 --> 00:43:32,139 Yes. 501 00:43:32,264 --> 00:43:36,556 And that is a hat with a feather and a pin that's like a horseshoe? 502 00:43:36,681 --> 00:43:39,389 Everything's the same. But it isn't her. 503 00:43:39,514 --> 00:43:42,389 The poor child is surely distrait. 504 00:43:42,514 --> 00:43:46,181 Perhaps your doctor friend could give her a sedative? 505 00:43:46,264 --> 00:43:48,931 I am not distrait and I do not need a sedative. 506 00:43:49,014 --> 00:43:50,847 I can work this out. 507 00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:54,972 There's an Englishwoman who claims to have seen you earlier. 508 00:43:55,097 --> 00:44:00,472 As a great favour, madame, could you come with us just for a minute? 509 00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:02,597 I will come. 510 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:14,097 Hello. Please forgive me for bothering you but I'd like to ask... 511 00:44:14,181 --> 00:44:18,264 Hello! I'm sorry but could you tell us, please, 512 00:44:18,347 --> 00:44:21,847 is this the woman you saw, who fell into the compartment? 513 00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:24,514 She's not even a little bit like her, is she? 514 00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:27,681 Yes, this is the woman. 515 00:44:27,764 --> 00:44:29,806 Are you absolutely sure? 516 00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:31,972 Yes. Perfectly. 517 00:44:32,097 --> 00:44:34,389 She isn't. She isn't! 518 00:44:34,514 --> 00:44:36,514 Will that be all? 519 00:44:36,597 --> 00:44:41,139 Yes. Thank you very much and please forgive us for troubling you. 520 00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:43,264 Er, may I? 521 00:44:46,264 --> 00:44:48,306 She's lying. They're all lying. 522 00:44:48,431 --> 00:44:50,222 But why? 523 00:44:50,347 --> 00:44:53,806 Why? Why? 524 00:44:53,931 --> 00:44:56,639 You know, I've been hit over the head myself. 525 00:44:56,764 --> 00:45:00,097 In Spain, I got too close to a grenade and when I woke up, 526 00:45:00,181 --> 00:45:04,556 Ernest Hemingway and I were in a poker game with Karl Marx and Jean Harlow. 527 00:45:04,681 --> 00:45:10,347 Stop treating me like a child! If you really wanted to help you'd buy me a drink. 528 00:45:10,431 --> 00:45:14,222 - Don't you think... - No. And I don't need another nanny. 529 00:45:14,347 --> 00:45:16,764 Really? Then why did you dream one up? 530 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,222 - I didn't! - That's what you did. 531 00:45:19,347 --> 00:45:21,722 Suddenly your friends aren't there. 532 00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:25,514 You're in a country where you don't speak the language. 533 00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:28,556 You're a little lonely, a little scared. 534 00:45:28,681 --> 00:45:33,639 So you go to sleep in the compartment and you dream of a nice British nanny 535 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,972 who's going to take care of you. 536 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,556 Now I'd like... 537 00:45:52,681 --> 00:45:56,764 a nice double whisky with another double whisky as a chaser. 538 00:45:56,847 --> 00:45:59,389 - Waiter! - Coming, sir. 539 00:45:59,514 --> 00:46:02,764 - Four double whiskies, please. - The same for me, please. 540 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:05,264 Very good, madam. 541 00:46:05,347 --> 00:46:07,514 What did you mean, scared? 542 00:46:07,597 --> 00:46:10,389 - Scared? - Before, you said I was scared. 543 00:46:10,514 --> 00:46:14,181 Well, I just thought under all that madcap heiress stuff. 544 00:46:14,264 --> 00:46:16,681 Maybe you're right. Maybe I am. 545 00:46:16,764 --> 00:46:18,847 Not scared exactly. 546 00:46:20,014 --> 00:46:24,181 But a little nervous. I'm 30 soon. I'll have to get married and settle down. 547 00:46:24,264 --> 00:46:26,222 You're getting married on Friday. 548 00:46:26,347 --> 00:46:29,681 I am but that's just Rupert. You know Rupert. 549 00:46:29,764 --> 00:46:32,014 - I don't. - You're not missing a thing. 550 00:46:32,097 --> 00:46:34,931 - Why marry him? - I always marry for money. 551 00:46:35,014 --> 00:46:40,222 Are you telling me that you married all those assorted people just for money? 552 00:46:40,347 --> 00:46:42,764 - Mm-hm. - How could you? 553 00:46:42,847 --> 00:46:45,056 Where there's a will, there's a way. 554 00:46:45,181 --> 00:46:48,306 In this case, the will was my grandfather's. 555 00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:51,222 When I got kicked out of Brearley for smoking 556 00:46:51,347 --> 00:46:54,597 and writing obscenities on the blackboard... 557 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:57,847 I didn't know any obscenities to write then. 558 00:46:57,931 --> 00:47:01,431 All I could think of was, "Miss Farnham was a big cheese." 559 00:47:01,514 --> 00:47:03,764 "Miss Farnham IS a big cheese." 560 00:47:03,847 --> 00:47:06,097 To Miss Farnham. 561 00:47:10,014 --> 00:47:14,014 Grandfather started to get nervous. To encourage me to settle down 562 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:18,847 he changed his will so I that I'd get a million dollars when I got married. 563 00:47:18,931 --> 00:47:23,389 Mummy and Daddy were divorced and they had me on this miniscule allowance. 564 00:47:23,514 --> 00:47:28,597 So when I met Madvani one night I said, "Let's get married and split the million". 565 00:47:28,681 --> 00:47:33,639 This is the worst, most heartbreaking story I have ever heard in my life. 566 00:47:33,764 --> 00:47:36,431 Actually, it turned out very nicely. 567 00:47:36,514 --> 00:47:41,014 Better for me then Madvani. He had to split his half with his boyfriend. 568 00:47:41,097 --> 00:47:45,639 - With his boyfriend? - Mm. The marriage was annulled. 569 00:47:45,764 --> 00:47:48,264 But the great thing was, you see, 570 00:47:48,347 --> 00:47:52,139 Grandfather never said I could only get married once. 571 00:47:52,264 --> 00:47:54,264 Cool million every time. 572 00:47:54,347 --> 00:47:57,264 So you never actually had any... 573 00:47:57,347 --> 00:48:00,222 ..relations with Madvani? 574 00:48:00,347 --> 00:48:04,014 Relations? He wouldn't let me pick the fabric for the maid's room! 575 00:48:04,097 --> 00:48:07,097 - What about von Hoffstetter? - I was wiser by then. 576 00:48:07,181 --> 00:48:10,472 In many ways quite mature. Hoffy only got 100,000. 577 00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:14,264 - You mean you never... - Have you ever seen von Hoffstetter? 578 00:48:14,347 --> 00:48:16,597 No. What about Kelly? 579 00:48:18,264 --> 00:48:21,722 He was Daddy's chauffeur. He was a little different. 580 00:48:21,847 --> 00:48:24,181 In what way was he different? 581 00:48:24,264 --> 00:48:26,306 I don't know. 582 00:48:26,431 --> 00:48:29,014 I said to myself, "Suds, it's ridiculous 583 00:48:29,097 --> 00:48:32,764 "to have been married three times and still be a..." 584 00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,764 So you gave yourself to him. 585 00:48:34,847 --> 00:48:39,181 Body and soul. I loved every minute of it. All three of 'em. 586 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:42,431 But he already had a wife in Perth Amboy, New Jersey. 587 00:48:42,514 --> 00:48:45,847 - Really? - He's just lucky he didn't go to jail. 588 00:48:45,931 --> 00:48:48,806 Apparently they make a fuss about bigamy, 589 00:48:48,931 --> 00:48:52,014 especially in places like Perth Amboy, New Jersey. 590 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:55,431 In the end he was really very sweet. Wouldn't take a cent. 591 00:48:55,514 --> 00:48:59,597 Lovely. And Rupert on Friday. How much is his payoff? 592 00:48:59,681 --> 00:49:03,139 Well, Rupert held out for fifty-fifty. 593 00:49:03,264 --> 00:49:07,764 But he's English and poor and I keep the title even after the divorce, 594 00:49:07,847 --> 00:49:10,306 so I said, "What the hell, it's only money." 595 00:49:10,431 --> 00:49:12,847 What the hell, it's only money. 596 00:49:23,597 --> 00:49:26,347 My God, look. There it is. 597 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,764 What? 598 00:49:27,847 --> 00:49:30,097 There, on the window. 599 00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:35,014 - I don't see anything. - There! Miss Froy! 600 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:39,556 Froy, on the window. Miss Froy! 601 00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,681 It's gone. 602 00:49:49,097 --> 00:49:52,722 - But you must have seen it! - Seen what? 603 00:49:52,847 --> 00:49:56,806 She wrote her name on the window after giving the waiter her tea. 604 00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:59,347 You think I'd dream something like that?! 605 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:03,514 I knew it was a bad idea to order alcohol on top of your concussion. Just... 606 00:50:03,597 --> 00:50:06,764 I won't "just". Miss Froy is still on this train. 607 00:50:06,847 --> 00:50:10,347 Don't just sit there like a dummy. Do something! 608 00:50:10,431 --> 00:50:12,514 Well, if you won't, I will. 609 00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:15,681 I'm gonna stop this train. 610 00:50:20,514 --> 00:50:24,722 Everybody! There's a woman missing on this train! Miss Froy. 611 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:29,764 God knows what they're doing to her. Help me find her, please! 612 00:50:29,847 --> 00:50:34,431 It's neurosis. It's nothing to be ashamed of, everybody's neurotic. 613 00:50:34,514 --> 00:50:37,847 Luckily for us, Sigmund Freund just moved to London. 614 00:50:40,097 --> 00:50:41,889 Shut up! 615 00:50:46,764 --> 00:50:48,764 - Aussteigen! - So's your old man! 616 00:50:48,847 --> 00:50:51,306 - Next stop, out, out, out! - OK, OK! 617 00:50:51,431 --> 00:50:54,472 I think they're gonna kick you off at the next stop. 618 00:50:54,597 --> 00:50:58,681 Mr Condon, we shall arrive in Mullenbach in half an hour. 619 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,639 I shall be getting off there with my patient. 620 00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:05,972 If you could persuade Mrs Kelly, she could spend the night in a private ward. 621 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:09,722 Forget it, Doc. Nobody's gonna persuade me to do anything. 622 00:51:09,847 --> 00:51:12,264 Now, I wish you'd all leave me alone. 623 00:51:12,347 --> 00:51:14,431 Come back to my compartment. 624 00:51:14,514 --> 00:51:17,306 Will you please just... get lost! 625 00:51:17,431 --> 00:51:19,597 Ich hab gesagt, Sie müssen aussteigen! 626 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:22,597 - Geht in Ordnung. - It is good. 627 00:51:22,681 --> 00:51:24,931 Jawohl, Herr Doktor. 628 00:51:25,014 --> 00:51:27,097 Go get some strudel. 629 00:51:27,181 --> 00:51:31,056 The poor child is exhausted. Why do you not let her rest? 630 00:51:31,181 --> 00:51:33,264 I will make certain she is all right. 631 00:51:33,347 --> 00:51:35,431 What do you think, Doctor? 632 00:51:36,681 --> 00:51:39,139 - I think I will say goodbye now. - Goodbye? 633 00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:41,264 Goodbye, Mr Condon, and good luck. 634 00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:46,014 I'm booked to London so I'll make sure she gets to her bridegroom in one piece. 635 00:51:46,097 --> 00:51:48,264 - Very well. - And thank you. 636 00:51:48,347 --> 00:51:50,389 Don't mention it. 637 00:51:50,514 --> 00:51:52,931 - Bye, Mrs Kelly. - Goodbye. 638 00:51:56,514 --> 00:51:59,389 - Are you sure you don't mind? - I am sure. 639 00:52:08,681 --> 00:52:11,972 Watch out for yourself, buster. Watch out. 640 00:52:37,347 --> 00:52:40,639 - OK, Baroness. Now we can talk. - Talk? 641 00:52:42,014 --> 00:52:45,681 You're obviously a very intelligent person, right? 642 00:52:45,764 --> 00:52:48,431 And you know we both saw Miss Froy, right? 643 00:52:48,514 --> 00:52:51,639 Which means you have some very intelligent reason 644 00:52:51,764 --> 00:52:53,972 for saying you didn't see her. 645 00:52:56,514 --> 00:53:00,014 I don't understand why you're being so mysterious. 646 00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:06,931 OK. 647 00:53:07,014 --> 00:53:09,056 You won't talk. 648 00:53:16,181 --> 00:53:19,639 Ten minutes late thanks to that fool of a girl. 649 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:22,431 You couldn't put it to her in some way? 650 00:53:22,514 --> 00:53:25,597 - What? - People don't just vanish and so forth. 651 00:53:25,681 --> 00:53:27,722 - She has. - What? 652 00:53:27,847 --> 00:53:29,889 - Vanished. - Who? 653 00:53:30,014 --> 00:53:32,556 That nanny person. 654 00:53:32,681 --> 00:53:34,056 Yes. 655 00:53:34,181 --> 00:53:36,931 - Well? - I mean, how could she? 656 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,056 - What? - Vanish. 657 00:53:39,181 --> 00:53:43,556 - I don't know. - Exactly. People don't just disappear. 658 00:53:43,681 --> 00:53:47,014 - Nonsense. Done every day in India. - What? 659 00:53:47,097 --> 00:53:49,764 - Rope trick. - Oh, that. 660 00:53:59,847 --> 00:54:02,181 Hans, mach das Fenster auf. 661 00:54:02,264 --> 00:54:04,306 Jawohl, Baroness. 662 00:54:19,097 --> 00:54:21,597 It was some time before I could endure one again. 663 00:54:21,681 --> 00:54:25,514 I've ordered a nice cutlet of salmon and a small leg of lamb. 664 00:54:25,597 --> 00:54:27,764 Peas if possible. 665 00:54:32,514 --> 00:54:35,472 ..what the weather's been like. 666 00:54:35,597 --> 00:54:40,597 At least the leaves won't have fallen. I hate the leaves. 667 00:54:41,514 --> 00:54:44,597 Still, when they're burning the smell is beautiful. 668 00:55:29,681 --> 00:55:34,514 Thank God, thank God! I know you think I'm crazy but they're trying to kill me! 669 00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:37,597 - Maybe I am crazy... - You're not crazy at all! 670 00:55:37,681 --> 00:55:41,806 - ..living beyond my emotional means. - "Beyond my emotional means"? Good. 671 00:55:41,931 --> 00:55:45,139 I was in my compartment when the darnedest thing happened. 672 00:55:45,264 --> 00:55:47,556 - What? - Some rubbish hit the window 673 00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:52,639 and plastered on the glass before my eyes was a label - a tea label. 674 00:55:52,764 --> 00:55:54,764 Harriman's Herbal. 675 00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:58,597 - Harriman's Herbal! - A gaudy design in four or five colours. 676 00:55:58,681 --> 00:56:01,139 A strange thought crossed my mind. 677 00:56:01,264 --> 00:56:03,264 An actual thought? Do tell! 678 00:56:03,347 --> 00:56:06,097 "My God," I thought, "maybe that crazy girl 679 00:56:06,181 --> 00:56:09,056 "with the wild body and no brassiere is right!" 680 00:56:09,181 --> 00:56:11,681 If there is a Miss Froy we'd better find her! 681 00:56:11,764 --> 00:56:13,806 That was quite a thought. 682 00:56:13,931 --> 00:56:18,056 It would have been nice if you'd thought it a couple of hours ago. Let's go! 683 00:56:24,264 --> 00:56:26,306 Miss Froy! 684 00:56:27,681 --> 00:56:29,722 Miss Froy? 685 00:56:29,847 --> 00:56:32,514 Miss Froy! 686 00:56:38,014 --> 00:56:40,014 Miss Froy... Miss Froy? 687 00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:50,056 Nice, nice. You go back to sleep now, that's a nice cow. 688 00:56:50,181 --> 00:56:54,306 Well, I guess that's about that. We've looked everywhere. 689 00:56:58,264 --> 00:56:59,639 Look! 690 00:57:01,347 --> 00:57:05,681 They're Miss Froy's and they're broken. Must have been a struggle. 691 00:57:05,764 --> 00:57:07,806 That poor woman. 692 00:57:07,931 --> 00:57:12,472 The eyeglasses. They are probably of the Baroness. I will take them, bitte. 693 00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,514 Bitte, bitte, schmitter. 694 00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:18,222 - That's German, isn't it? - You got the wrong number. 695 00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:20,347 Let go. You just let... 696 00:57:22,347 --> 00:57:24,389 Bop him! 697 00:57:32,347 --> 00:57:35,597 I hit him with my best shot and he doesn't even blink. 698 00:57:35,681 --> 00:57:38,139 In the movies a shot like that... 699 00:57:44,431 --> 00:57:47,472 Drop him! Give him a Dutch rub! 700 00:57:47,597 --> 00:57:51,681 You get your fist and you rub it on his head as hard as you can! 701 00:57:51,764 --> 00:57:54,014 I learnt it at boarding school. 702 00:58:10,181 --> 00:58:12,972 The Indian burn! The Indian burn! 703 00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:16,181 You take a person's wrist like this 704 00:58:16,264 --> 00:58:18,347 and you twist as hard as you can and... 705 00:58:18,431 --> 00:58:21,514 it's supposed to paralyse them. 706 00:58:26,097 --> 00:58:30,847 You're better at this. You fight him and I'll jump up and down and give advice. 707 00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:52,014 That was really very well done! 708 00:58:53,431 --> 00:58:55,222 Thank you very much. 709 00:58:55,347 --> 00:58:59,306 But where would you have been without the Dutch rub and the Indian burn? 710 00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:01,431 That's true. 711 00:59:02,514 --> 00:59:04,931 - You know something? - What? 712 00:59:05,014 --> 00:59:07,264 You have very nice legs. 713 00:59:07,347 --> 00:59:09,389 I beg your pardon? 714 00:59:09,514 --> 00:59:12,722 I was just remarking. You have very nice legs. 715 00:59:12,847 --> 00:59:14,847 In what sense? 716 00:59:14,931 --> 00:59:18,639 In the sense of them being well formed, shapely. 717 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:22,431 - Shapely? - I hadn't noticed because of the dress. 718 00:59:25,347 --> 00:59:27,556 So there really is a Miss Froy, eh? 719 00:59:27,681 --> 00:59:30,681 That nice man out there did try to kill you. 720 00:59:30,764 --> 00:59:33,222 So it would seem. So it would seem. 721 00:59:33,347 --> 00:59:37,431 Those nice people in the compartment did try to shove me out the window. 722 00:59:37,514 --> 00:59:40,306 But why are they doing it? What do they want? 723 00:59:40,431 --> 00:59:44,639 How would I know what they want? Love, money, power, immortality? 724 00:59:44,764 --> 00:59:47,556 - Would you please be serious? - Serious? 725 00:59:47,681 --> 00:59:52,847 Look at my hands. They're shaking. I'm literally trembling with fright. 726 00:59:52,931 --> 00:59:56,681 OK. Time to start choosing up sides. 727 00:59:56,764 --> 01:00:00,972 If there is a conspiracy, we'd better figure out who's in on it. 728 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:05,389 As far as I know the whole train's in on it, except you and Dr Hartz. 729 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,514 Dr Hartz. Right... 730 01:00:08,681 --> 01:00:11,847 Come on. Let's start collecting our forces. 731 01:00:15,597 --> 01:00:17,806 Dr Hartz is lucky I didn't go to his hospital. 732 01:00:17,931 --> 01:00:23,597 I wouldn't have paid him and if he'd sent the bill to Kelly, tough. He hasn't a dime. 733 01:00:29,597 --> 01:00:32,472 Well, he's not there. I wonder if we should... 734 01:00:32,597 --> 01:00:35,264 Wait a minute. I got a wild idea. 735 01:00:35,347 --> 01:00:37,931 What if that patient in there is Miss Froy? 736 01:00:38,014 --> 01:00:42,764 The patient didn't come on the train until after she disappeared, dummy. 737 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:46,097 No, wait, I refuse to be demoted back to dummy. 738 01:00:46,181 --> 01:00:49,556 - Did you notice anything about the nun? - No. 739 01:00:49,681 --> 01:00:52,097 I don't think she's a real nun at all. 740 01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:55,514 They're not supposed to wear high heels, are they? 741 01:00:55,597 --> 01:00:57,639 High heels? 742 01:01:02,097 --> 01:01:04,181 High heels. You're right. 743 01:01:04,264 --> 01:01:08,806 - Actually, she's got great legs. - Legs again. You have a fetish. 744 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:14,514 Try to think carefully. Did you actually see Mrs Kummer get on the train? 745 01:01:14,597 --> 01:01:17,264 - No. - OK. Suppose, just suppose, 746 01:01:17,347 --> 01:01:20,014 they decoyed Miss Froy to the baggage car 747 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:24,597 and at the first stop the patient came on the train and the patient is Mrs Kummer. 748 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,722 Then Mrs Kummer becomes Miss Froy 749 01:01:26,847 --> 01:01:29,222 and Miss Froy becomes that thing in there. 750 01:01:29,347 --> 01:01:33,222 Why would they wanna kidnap a sweet, harmless English nanny? 751 01:01:33,347 --> 01:01:35,139 Maybe she's not. 752 01:01:35,264 --> 01:01:38,931 This is Nazi Germany, war's gonna break out in about 20 minutes. 753 01:01:39,014 --> 01:01:42,222 Maybe she's a sweet, harmless, English spy. 754 01:01:42,347 --> 01:01:44,347 A spy? 755 01:01:45,514 --> 01:01:47,514 How exciting. 756 01:01:49,097 --> 01:01:51,222 Excuse me. Do you speak English? 757 01:01:51,347 --> 01:01:56,764 May we take a look at your patient? We think that she is an Englishwoman. 758 01:01:56,847 --> 01:02:01,056 Schwester, Sister, sit down, relax. Just relax. Just... 759 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,097 - Listen, Doc... - Oh, hello. 760 01:02:04,181 --> 01:02:08,222 We now have absolute proof that Miss Froy's on this train. 761 01:02:08,347 --> 01:02:11,097 Miss Froy? Oh, the vanishing English lady. 762 01:02:11,181 --> 01:02:15,056 Doctor, you won't believe this but nutstuff here is right. 763 01:02:15,181 --> 01:02:19,931 And Albert Einstein here thinks that your patient is our Miss Froy. 764 01:02:21,097 --> 01:02:25,431 My children, what are you trying to do to me? You can't be serious. 765 01:02:25,514 --> 01:02:28,972 Well, I-I don't know. It seemed a possibility. 766 01:02:29,097 --> 01:02:32,306 Doc, how about it? Let us have one little peek. 767 01:02:32,431 --> 01:02:35,181 If it's not Miss Froy, we'll get out of your hair. 768 01:02:35,264 --> 01:02:40,889 - You want me to remove the bandages? - No, just enough so we can have a peek. 769 01:02:41,014 --> 01:02:44,931 - Just so we can see the face. - But there is no face. Please. 770 01:02:45,014 --> 01:02:47,889 That's why I'm getting off at Mullenbach. 771 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:52,431 I must operate as soon as possible. I want the blood pressure again, please. 772 01:02:52,514 --> 01:02:55,722 - Have you looked under there? - Of course not. 773 01:02:55,847 --> 01:02:59,014 The bandages can only be removed in a hospital. 774 01:02:59,097 --> 01:03:01,222 - One little tiny... - Please. 775 01:03:01,347 --> 01:03:06,306 If there is a mystery of some kind, I want to get to the bottom of it too. 776 01:03:06,431 --> 01:03:11,222 There is an empty compartment next door. I'll join you in a moment. 777 01:03:11,347 --> 01:03:14,472 - All right. But please hurry. - Of course. 778 01:03:14,597 --> 01:03:17,889 - Right next door? - Just here. 779 01:03:24,681 --> 01:03:30,014 Do you think you could refrain from smoking until we are off this train? 780 01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:33,514 - I'm sorry, I'm very nervous. - I'm nervous too. 781 01:03:33,597 --> 01:03:36,764 There's no point in our both being nervous. 782 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:39,722 It's a foolish duplication of effort. 783 01:03:47,764 --> 01:03:50,014 I think the time has come... 784 01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,139 to use this. 785 01:03:52,264 --> 01:03:54,056 Order some drinks. 786 01:03:54,181 --> 01:03:58,181 I hope for both our sakes that you and Catherine know what you're doing. 787 01:03:58,264 --> 01:04:00,306 Yes, try to relax. 788 01:04:01,764 --> 01:04:04,431 In fifteen minutes it will all be over. 789 01:04:08,847 --> 01:04:12,931 - Have you got a cigarette? - You wanna smoke my pipe? 790 01:04:13,014 --> 01:04:16,347 Now, tell me, really. 791 01:04:16,431 --> 01:04:19,389 What is this? A practical joke of some kind? 792 01:04:19,514 --> 01:04:23,389 - You are both very young, attractive... - Can we talk about the nun? 793 01:04:23,514 --> 01:04:27,347 The one looking after your patient. What do you know about her? 794 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:30,431 Know about her? Well, nothing. 795 01:04:30,514 --> 01:04:34,847 I was told she's from a convent close to where the accident occurred. 796 01:04:34,931 --> 01:04:39,097 Don't you think it's funny that she's wearing sexy shoes? 797 01:04:39,181 --> 01:04:42,014 - She is? - She is. 798 01:04:43,181 --> 01:04:45,597 I must be getting old, I didn't notice. 799 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:47,972 She can't be a real nun. 800 01:04:48,097 --> 01:04:50,514 It's a conspiracy, that's all it can be. 801 01:04:50,597 --> 01:04:54,556 All these people say they haven't seen Miss Froy. 802 01:04:54,681 --> 01:04:59,681 We found her glasses in the baggage car. They were broken. 803 01:04:59,764 --> 01:05:02,847 I can't... This is all too fantastic. 804 01:05:04,681 --> 01:05:07,722 - Would you care for a drink? I need one. - But, Doc... 805 01:05:07,847 --> 01:05:11,597 Please, remain seated. I've got a bottle next door. 806 01:05:11,681 --> 01:05:13,722 I won't be long. 807 01:05:15,597 --> 01:05:18,014 Dr Hartz is the one who's an alcoholic. 808 01:05:24,347 --> 01:05:26,681 For you. 809 01:05:26,764 --> 01:05:31,389 I think the nun's his girlfriend and they're trying to run off together. 810 01:05:31,514 --> 01:05:34,972 - Yes, she's probably a German heiress... - Shh! 811 01:05:39,681 --> 01:05:42,347 In spite of what you've been telling me... 812 01:05:42,431 --> 01:05:44,431 Cheers! 813 01:05:47,847 --> 01:05:50,639 I stole a look at the nun's shoes. 814 01:05:50,764 --> 01:05:53,222 They seemed perfectly all right to me. 815 01:05:53,347 --> 01:05:57,472 Though I must say, you've both added a certain excitement 816 01:05:57,597 --> 01:06:00,181 to what would have been a depressing journey. 817 01:06:00,264 --> 01:06:05,097 In the beginning I assumed it was Mrs Kelly's imagination 818 01:06:05,181 --> 01:06:08,889 but now even you seem to believe in a conspiracy? 819 01:06:09,014 --> 01:06:13,264 Doctor, against the word of one demonstrably crazy American girl, 820 01:06:13,347 --> 01:06:17,306 we have a waiter who denies serving the tea. Waiters can be bribed. 821 01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:20,264 - And the Baroness. - A Nazi if I ever saw one. 822 01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:22,597 She tried to push me out the window. 823 01:06:22,681 --> 01:06:27,806 - The guy working for her tried to kill me. - You do believe us, don't you? 824 01:06:28,931 --> 01:06:32,681 I'm very sorry to say so... but yes. 825 01:06:32,764 --> 01:06:34,806 Yes, I do believe you. 826 01:06:36,264 --> 01:06:38,931 The patient is Miss Froy. 827 01:06:39,764 --> 01:06:42,181 How do you know? 828 01:06:42,264 --> 01:06:44,764 What's going on? 829 01:06:44,847 --> 01:06:49,264 In a rightly ordered world, things like this would not be necessary 830 01:06:49,347 --> 01:06:52,389 but the world is not a rightly ordered place. 831 01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:54,681 What are you talking about? 832 01:06:54,764 --> 01:06:59,931 Miss Froy will leave this train at Mullenbach and, er... quietly disappear. 833 01:07:00,014 --> 01:07:04,931 No, she won't. I'll make such an almighty stink you'll never hear the end of it. 834 01:07:05,014 --> 01:07:08,014 With respect, Mrs Kelly, nobody believes you now. 835 01:07:08,097 --> 01:07:10,139 Nobody will believe you later. 836 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:13,181 - I believe her. - Did you actually see Miss Froy? 837 01:07:20,431 --> 01:07:23,514 How can somebody who seemed so nice... 838 01:07:23,597 --> 01:07:25,639 suddenly be so awful? 839 01:07:25,764 --> 01:07:30,847 I'm doing now what I must do but with great regret, believe me. 840 01:07:30,931 --> 01:07:33,181 I suggest you sit down. 841 01:07:33,264 --> 01:07:35,306 Sit down! 842 01:07:37,431 --> 01:07:40,931 The drinks you just had should be taking effect in a moment. 843 01:07:41,014 --> 01:07:44,514 - What? - They contained hydracine. 844 01:07:44,597 --> 01:07:48,722 That's a new drug which has the effect, in small quantities, 845 01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:53,181 of paralysing the brain and rendering the victim unconscious 846 01:07:53,264 --> 01:07:55,306 for a considerable time. 847 01:07:59,347 --> 01:08:01,389 Don't move. 848 01:08:05,264 --> 01:08:09,972 The trainmaster has been told that you're trying to interfere with my patient 849 01:08:10,097 --> 01:08:14,347 and that under no circumstances are you to leave this compartment. 850 01:08:14,431 --> 01:08:18,431 He would kill you without the slightest hesitation. 851 01:08:18,514 --> 01:08:20,556 I must say goodbye. 852 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:26,222 If we should meet again, I hope it'll be under happier circumstances. 853 01:08:26,347 --> 01:08:28,639 We're gonna die! 854 01:08:30,014 --> 01:08:33,639 - No! We've simply been drugged. - We're gonna die! 855 01:08:33,764 --> 01:08:38,431 There's a lady next door about to be murdered. We must do something. 856 01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:40,556 - I'm sorry! - Keep moving. 857 01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:44,139 - Do exercises, touch your toes. - You're not a swine or a dummy. 858 01:08:44,264 --> 01:08:47,847 You're not even... Don't leave me! I don't wanna die! 859 01:08:47,931 --> 01:08:53,181 Listen! You are not going to die, we've just been drugged. Take a nap. 860 01:08:53,264 --> 01:08:55,722 I'm not cut out for this hero stuff. 861 01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:01,056 Whoo! 862 01:09:35,514 --> 01:09:37,972 Danke schön. Danke. Oh... 863 01:09:38,097 --> 01:09:40,306 Danke. Wunderbar! 864 01:09:40,431 --> 01:09:43,222 Oh... das war knapp. 865 01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:45,347 Danke schön. 866 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:49,764 Thank you very much. You don't have - I forget the word - aspirin? 867 01:09:49,847 --> 01:09:54,431 I have this headache. My hands are trembling with sheer terror, look. 868 01:09:54,514 --> 01:09:58,639 I'm going to suffer a major cardiac arrest. Oh, yes, I've been drugged! 869 01:09:58,764 --> 01:10:02,347 - I'm beyond aspirin. - I put nothing in your drink. 870 01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:05,639 You speak English? Of course you do, I just heard you. 871 01:10:05,764 --> 01:10:08,889 Unless you memorised "You have not been drugged". 872 01:10:09,014 --> 01:10:12,931 You... You're standing here quite literally gibbering! 873 01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:15,056 Right, I fought this huge person, 874 01:10:15,181 --> 01:10:19,722 climbed outside the train and hung in the tunnel, I've every right to gibber! 875 01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:22,722 There's no time if this woman is to be saved. 876 01:10:22,847 --> 01:10:25,806 Miss Froy! Are you all right? Where's Dr Hartz? 877 01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:29,431 Back there, I suppose, with his aunt the Baroness. 878 01:10:29,514 --> 01:10:32,181 - The Baroness is his aunt? - Yes, and I'm his wife. 879 01:10:32,264 --> 01:10:35,847 I'm sure there's a very simple explanation for all of this. 880 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:38,722 - You're a bunch of Nazis! - Of course not! 881 01:10:38,847 --> 01:10:44,014 Egon's family are frightened. If it is discovered that there is an anti-Nazi... 882 01:10:44,097 --> 01:10:47,639 - Concentration camps for one and all. - No! 883 01:10:47,764 --> 01:10:50,181 Yes. I don't know. 884 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:53,889 Would you please let me do this? 885 01:10:57,514 --> 01:11:00,097 Miss Froy! Miss Froy, are you all right? 886 01:11:00,181 --> 01:11:02,222 Yes, I'm quite all right. 887 01:11:02,347 --> 01:11:04,931 Oh, but it is nice to see a friendly face. 888 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:13,014 - Get up. Get up! - That woman is wearing my clothes. 889 01:11:22,847 --> 01:11:26,681 There's one mean-lookin' Nazi out there but I could take him. 890 01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:29,639 - What are you doing? - I'm taking my pulse. 891 01:11:31,847 --> 01:11:33,889 Use this. 892 01:11:35,181 --> 01:11:39,222 Kommen Sie schnell her, ich muss mit Ihnen sprechen. 893 01:11:41,597 --> 01:11:43,681 Was wünschen Sie? 894 01:11:43,764 --> 01:11:47,722 I keep hitting people over the head and they don't even blink. 895 01:11:47,847 --> 01:11:50,014 Ahh. That'll keep him. 896 01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:52,139 Good thinking. 897 01:12:03,931 --> 01:12:06,181 OK, let's get out of here right away. 898 01:13:10,514 --> 01:13:12,931 I never really believed we would make it. 899 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,264 I'm not going with you. 900 01:13:15,347 --> 01:13:19,972 - What are you talking about? - I agreed to help because I loved you. 901 01:13:20,097 --> 01:13:23,472 I still do. But Egon, why are we doing this? 902 01:13:23,597 --> 01:13:25,597 You know perfectly well why. 903 01:13:25,681 --> 01:13:30,014 All this talk about the General betraying the family honour. 904 01:13:30,097 --> 01:13:34,597 You're terrified the Nazis will confiscate your land, your money. 905 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:38,431 You'd even support Hitler to protect these things but I can't! 906 01:13:38,514 --> 01:13:42,847 - You're being ridiculous. - Come with me! We can be together. 907 01:13:42,931 --> 01:13:47,764 I married a wonderful, courageous doctor, not a murderer. 908 01:13:47,847 --> 01:13:49,889 Please, Egon! 909 01:13:52,181 --> 01:13:55,097 Egon, I think it's time... 910 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,514 What is it? 911 01:14:08,097 --> 01:14:10,764 Bahnhof Mullenbach. 912 01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:14,056 Kurzer Aufenthalt. 913 01:14:14,181 --> 01:14:17,556 Der Schnellzug nach Basel 914 01:14:17,681 --> 01:14:20,056 fährt in Kürze von Gleis 2 ab. 915 01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:25,431 Bahnhof Mullenbach. 916 01:14:27,681 --> 01:14:29,639 Egon! 917 01:14:30,764 --> 01:14:32,806 Careful. 918 01:14:42,097 --> 01:14:44,806 Bitte. Vorsichtig, ja. 919 01:14:45,931 --> 01:14:48,472 They've got the stretcher off the train. 920 01:14:50,931 --> 01:14:53,139 There's the Baroness... 921 01:14:54,264 --> 01:14:56,347 the sweet Doctor... 922 01:14:57,514 --> 01:14:59,847 the nun... 923 01:15:01,597 --> 01:15:03,764 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! 924 01:15:09,014 --> 01:15:12,222 It looks like we're gonna get away with it. 925 01:15:16,264 --> 01:15:18,639 What's the matter? What is it? 926 01:15:19,764 --> 01:15:22,931 We must go at once. We must move! 927 01:15:23,014 --> 01:15:25,056 Open the bandages. 928 01:15:25,931 --> 01:15:27,931 Open the bandages. 929 01:15:28,014 --> 01:15:30,306 Why don't they start the train? 930 01:15:30,431 --> 01:15:33,889 Germans can't leave the station until somebody gets somebody 931 01:15:34,014 --> 01:15:36,514 to sign something that doesn't mean anything. 932 01:15:36,597 --> 01:15:40,097 Where is she?! Where is she? You fool! 933 01:15:40,181 --> 01:15:42,431 Blunderer! 934 01:15:42,514 --> 01:15:45,597 You, I absolutely have to speak to the head. 935 01:15:45,681 --> 01:15:47,722 Please follow me. 936 01:15:50,347 --> 01:15:52,639 - Entry prohibited. - Heil Hitler. 937 01:15:52,764 --> 01:15:54,347 What's going on? 938 01:15:54,431 --> 01:15:56,847 - Berger, uncouple the cars. - Yes indeed. 939 01:15:56,931 --> 01:15:58,972 Help him. 940 01:16:02,347 --> 01:16:05,764 You have to take the car push inconspicuously onto a dead track. 941 01:16:12,514 --> 01:16:14,806 Don't talk, do something! 942 01:16:16,181 --> 01:16:20,097 - Signal box? Car on stump track 3. - stump track 3. 943 01:16:24,181 --> 01:16:27,514 It moves. This is an SS officer speaking. 944 01:16:27,597 --> 01:16:30,514 'Tun Sie, was Ihnen befohlen ist.' 945 01:16:30,597 --> 01:16:33,472 - Aber das ist gefährlich. - 'Sofort.' 946 01:16:33,597 --> 01:16:35,681 Jawohl. Zu Befehl. 947 01:16:35,764 --> 01:16:37,806 Scheiße. 948 01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,181 Was ist los? 949 01:16:49,931 --> 01:16:51,972 The ambulance has started. 950 01:16:55,514 --> 01:16:57,556 There it goes! 951 01:17:02,097 --> 01:17:04,764 - Miss Froy? - Miss Froy! Are you all right? 952 01:17:04,847 --> 01:17:09,056 - Are you all right? - Yes! Oh, do forgive me. 953 01:17:09,181 --> 01:17:14,597 This reminds me of a party we had at Staffordshire House in Gloucestershire. 954 01:17:14,681 --> 01:17:17,389 We were playing a game of sardines. 955 01:17:17,514 --> 01:17:20,972 The butler and I were hiding in Lady Beddington's wardrobe 956 01:17:21,097 --> 01:17:25,514 and we found this bottle of Haig and Haig amongst the shoes. 957 01:17:26,847 --> 01:17:28,889 - Miss Froy, we made it! - Yes. 958 01:17:29,014 --> 01:17:32,347 - We made it! - Yes! Well, you know what they say. 959 01:17:32,431 --> 01:17:35,181 "Patience and fortitude 960 01:17:35,264 --> 01:17:37,514 "got the snail to Jerusalem." 961 01:17:39,514 --> 01:17:41,514 - Who's the gun? - Mrs Kelly! 962 01:17:41,597 --> 01:17:43,639 - I have a confession to make. - You do? 963 01:17:43,764 --> 01:17:48,722 In spite of your ridiculous hair, I find you strangely attractive. 964 01:17:48,847 --> 01:17:51,181 Don't just sit there, dummy. 965 01:17:51,264 --> 01:17:53,389 ♪ Gimme a little kiss 966 01:17:53,514 --> 01:17:55,181 ♪ Will you, huh? 967 01:17:55,264 --> 01:17:59,806 ♪ And I'll give it right back to you ♪ 968 01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:03,764 Excuse me. 969 01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,306 Just going to go and powder my nose. 970 01:18:07,431 --> 01:18:09,472 Be right back. 971 01:18:34,847 --> 01:18:37,264 Excuse me. 972 01:18:37,347 --> 01:18:42,097 Excuse me but the most extraordinary thing seems to have happened. 973 01:18:42,181 --> 01:18:45,931 - We've lost the rest of the train. - I beg your pardon? 974 01:18:46,014 --> 01:18:48,472 I don't quite know how to describe it. 975 01:18:48,597 --> 01:18:51,389 Well, the rest of the train, it's just not there. 976 01:18:58,431 --> 01:19:02,722 Oh, my God. They have uncoupled us from the rest of the train. 977 01:19:04,264 --> 01:19:08,764 Miss Froy, it's time you told us who you are and why they're after you. 978 01:19:08,847 --> 01:19:13,431 Condon thinks you're a spy. If you are, you can trust us. We won't tell a soul. 979 01:19:13,514 --> 01:19:18,347 A spy? Oh, don't be so silly. I'm on my way home to Brighton. 980 01:19:18,431 --> 01:19:22,431 Hove, actually, it's down the coast a bit. Are we still in Germany? 981 01:19:22,514 --> 01:19:24,556 I guess so. 982 01:19:27,097 --> 01:19:30,556 Do you think there's anybody else left on the train? 983 01:19:30,681 --> 01:19:32,889 Well, there's this car... 984 01:19:35,097 --> 01:19:39,139 and the dining car - but there wouldn't be anybody on there now. 985 01:19:39,264 --> 01:19:44,514 It's tea time, I think you'll find that all the English people are there. 986 01:19:55,847 --> 01:19:57,681 - There, you see. - Hm? 987 01:19:57,764 --> 01:19:59,889 She's turned up after all. 988 01:20:00,014 --> 01:20:02,889 - The luck must have stuck. - Storm in a teacup. 989 01:20:03,014 --> 01:20:06,347 Listen to me, ladies and gentlemen, please listen. 990 01:20:06,431 --> 01:20:09,972 An attempt has been made to abduct this woman by force. 991 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:13,056 - What's he nattering on about? - They've uncoupled us 992 01:20:13,181 --> 01:20:15,181 from the rest of the train. 993 01:20:15,264 --> 01:20:17,556 - Uncoupled? - They don't abduct people 994 01:20:17,681 --> 01:20:22,931 and they don't uncouple trains. You've made this entire journey unbearable. 995 01:20:23,014 --> 01:20:25,097 - Hear! Hear! - What is this nonsense? 996 01:20:25,181 --> 01:20:29,097 - Don't be such a drip! Go take a look! - Drip? 997 01:20:29,181 --> 01:20:33,972 If this is a practical joke, I warn you, I shan't think it very funny. 998 01:20:37,764 --> 01:20:39,806 Good Lord, he's right, Charters. 999 01:20:39,931 --> 01:20:42,931 Uncoupled us? What will have they done with the bags? 1000 01:21:18,764 --> 01:21:23,181 - Someone's coming. - Good heavens, it's Helmut. 1001 01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:27,222 But he appears to be a Nazi. 1002 01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:29,347 He is. 1003 01:21:32,431 --> 01:21:36,097 Well, they can't do anything to us. We're British. 1004 01:21:36,181 --> 01:21:38,222 How do you know him? 1005 01:21:38,347 --> 01:21:41,722 He's the eldest son of the family I worked for. 1006 01:21:41,847 --> 01:21:43,847 Ladies and gentlemen... 1007 01:21:45,014 --> 01:21:47,764 I would like to apologise for this delay. 1008 01:21:47,847 --> 01:21:51,514 I can only assure you that it is a matter of extreme seriousness 1009 01:21:51,597 --> 01:21:54,806 and that the security of my country is involved. 1010 01:21:54,931 --> 01:21:57,597 - Speak up! - You have, on the train, 1011 01:21:57,681 --> 01:22:03,347 a woman travelling with a British passport, under the name of Froy. 1012 01:22:03,431 --> 01:22:06,431 She is urgently wanted for questioning... 1013 01:22:21,264 --> 01:22:23,931 If Fräulein Froy 1014 01:22:24,931 --> 01:22:26,389 will come with me now, 1015 01:22:28,181 --> 01:22:30,181 the train will be rerouted 1016 01:22:30,264 --> 01:22:33,931 and you will be across the Swiss border in a matter of minutes. 1017 01:22:34,014 --> 01:22:37,181 Miss Froy, what is going on? 1018 01:22:37,264 --> 01:22:41,139 Oh, there must be some mistake. Helmut's just being silly. 1019 01:22:41,264 --> 01:22:44,556 He had tea with us in the nursery all the time. 1020 01:22:45,847 --> 01:22:50,306 Miss Froy, you should leave the train without further delay. 1021 01:23:06,431 --> 01:23:11,806 Ladies and gentlemen, you are on German territory. 1022 01:23:11,931 --> 01:23:15,556 I am making a perfectly legal request. 1023 01:23:15,681 --> 01:23:18,347 Turn over the woman to me now 1024 01:23:18,431 --> 01:23:21,306 or, much as I regret it, 1025 01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:24,222 we will board the train 1026 01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:26,806 and take her by force. 1027 01:23:35,847 --> 01:23:40,597 I think you ought to go with him. There's obviously a misunderstanding. 1028 01:23:40,681 --> 01:23:45,389 Once they've sorted it out they'll put you on the next train with their apologies, 1029 01:23:45,514 --> 01:23:47,306 probably their blessing. 1030 01:23:47,431 --> 01:23:52,972 He might look like a music-hall usher but that's an SS uniform he's wearing. 1031 01:23:53,097 --> 01:23:55,097 Miss Froy is staying right here. 1032 01:23:56,431 --> 01:24:00,139 Evelyn, how did we get involved in something like this? 1033 01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:03,722 - What do you think you're doing? - Sorry. 1034 01:24:03,847 --> 01:24:07,889 I'm overly excited. I haven't had one of these in my hand before. 1035 01:24:08,014 --> 01:24:11,847 - I thought you were a big deal in Spain! - I am a photographer. 1036 01:24:11,931 --> 01:24:14,597 I take pictures of other people shooting guns. 1037 01:24:14,681 --> 01:24:17,431 You have exactly one minute. 1038 01:24:17,514 --> 01:24:22,014 If you do not, I cannot be responsible for what will happen. 1039 01:24:23,431 --> 01:24:27,264 Anyone who wishes to leave the train should do so now. 1040 01:24:33,014 --> 01:24:34,847 Well... 1041 01:24:36,264 --> 01:24:38,722 Im Wald verstecken. 1042 01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:43,139 It's simple, they just want to talk to you. 1043 01:24:43,264 --> 01:24:46,889 It would seem sensible to cooperate with the authorities. 1044 01:24:47,014 --> 01:24:50,139 I absolutely agree. We are guests in this country. 1045 01:24:50,264 --> 01:24:53,097 And such very odd people. 1046 01:24:53,181 --> 01:24:55,222 I got a great idea. 1047 01:24:55,347 --> 01:24:58,264 Why don't we give Miss Froy to the Nazis? 1048 01:24:58,347 --> 01:25:00,514 It'll save us all a lot of trouble. 1049 01:25:00,597 --> 01:25:05,139 Mrs Kelly is getting married, the ladies have ordered dinner at 7:30, 1050 01:25:05,264 --> 01:25:10,181 you guys'll get to your game on time and I'll have a picture story for Life magazine. 1051 01:25:10,264 --> 01:25:13,097 Probably get a great bonus. 1052 01:25:17,681 --> 01:25:21,306 I had a nanny once, called Smithers. 1053 01:25:21,431 --> 01:25:24,139 Used to hang a card around my neck, 1054 01:25:24,264 --> 01:25:26,514 saying, "Jeremy kicks". 1055 01:25:26,597 --> 01:25:28,806 Splendid woman, you know. Splendid. 1056 01:25:30,847 --> 01:25:33,889 I'd better go and give this chap our answer. 1057 01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:37,931 Senior member and all that, you know. 1058 01:25:48,431 --> 01:25:51,514 Now, look here. We have no intention at all 1059 01:25:51,597 --> 01:25:54,264 of handing over Miss Whatever-Her-Name-Is, 1060 01:25:54,347 --> 01:25:56,806 so just be a good chap and clear off. 1061 01:26:00,181 --> 01:26:02,222 Halt, halt, halt! 1062 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:06,722 - Halt! - Raus! 1063 01:26:08,764 --> 01:26:10,139 Weiter! 1064 01:26:12,431 --> 01:26:15,472 - Would you mind, old man? - Not at all, old man. 1065 01:26:15,597 --> 01:26:18,889 Looks like they mean business. 1066 01:26:19,014 --> 01:26:23,514 That really is the last straw. We'll never get to the match on time now. 1067 01:26:23,597 --> 01:26:25,639 Angreifen! 1068 01:26:41,264 --> 01:26:45,181 - Got any more ammunition? - Just what's in the gun and these. 1069 01:26:45,264 --> 01:26:47,514 Right, pile the... 1070 01:26:47,597 --> 01:26:51,722 Pile those chairs into a barricade. Take refuge behind them. 1071 01:26:51,847 --> 01:26:54,264 You're behaving like a pack of fools! 1072 01:26:54,347 --> 01:26:58,431 What chance do you think we've got against a lot of armed men? 1073 01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,972 Pacifist, eh? Doesn't work, old boy. 1074 01:27:01,097 --> 01:27:04,306 The early Christians tried that, got thrown to the lions. 1075 01:27:04,431 --> 01:27:06,972 I'd rather... 1076 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:09,139 - Give it to me! - Stop it! 1077 01:27:09,264 --> 01:27:11,764 - What's the trouble? - He's got a gun! 1078 01:27:11,847 --> 01:27:17,639 I will not be a party to this sort of thing. I don't believe in violence! 1079 01:27:19,431 --> 01:27:23,847 You'd better give that to me. I once won a box of cigars for shooting. 1080 01:27:23,931 --> 01:27:25,972 I was a damn fine shot. 1081 01:27:31,097 --> 01:27:35,931 Excuse me, Mr Condon? Would you mind if I talked to you for a minute? 1082 01:27:36,014 --> 01:27:41,264 Could it possibly wait a minute? There are people shooting bullets at us. 1083 01:27:41,347 --> 01:27:44,181 No, I'm afraid it can't. It really can't. 1084 01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:46,514 I'll hold the fort. 1085 01:27:46,597 --> 01:27:50,056 - I must tell you, I really have to go now. - Go where?! 1086 01:27:50,181 --> 01:27:54,639 To Switzerland, it's right over there. Thank you for trying to help. 1087 01:27:54,764 --> 01:27:58,597 I have a message for a Mr Callender in Whitehall. 1088 01:27:58,681 --> 01:28:01,097 - She is a spy! - I'm not! 1089 01:28:01,181 --> 01:28:06,181 I'm acting on the instructions of General von Reider, Helmut's grandfather. 1090 01:28:07,347 --> 01:28:11,264 The General says it's vital that this message gets through. 1091 01:28:11,347 --> 01:28:15,389 So in case something silly happens, would you deliver it for me? 1092 01:28:15,514 --> 01:28:18,181 - What's the message? - I have no idea. 1093 01:28:18,264 --> 01:28:22,514 All I know is I have to go Mr Callender in Whitehall and sing this song. 1094 01:28:22,597 --> 01:28:28,806 ♪ La-la-la-la, la la la, la-la-la-la, la laah, la-la-la-la... 1095 01:28:28,931 --> 01:28:31,139 She's gone off her rocker. 1096 01:28:31,264 --> 01:28:33,306 ♪ ..la la, la-la 1097 01:28:33,431 --> 01:28:36,597 - ♪ La-la-la-la, la la la... - ♪ La-la-la-la... 1098 01:28:36,681 --> 01:28:40,931 Not a good time for a choir practice. 1099 01:28:41,014 --> 01:28:43,056 - ♪ The! - ♪ The... The! 1100 01:28:43,181 --> 01:28:45,847 - ♪ La-la-la-la-la - ♪ La-la... La-la-la 1101 01:28:45,931 --> 01:28:48,639 - ♪ La-la-la-la - ♪ La-la-la-la... La-la-la-la ♪ 1102 01:28:48,764 --> 01:28:50,764 See? I got it. 1103 01:28:56,014 --> 01:28:59,931 If we get through this we'll go into vaudeville together. 1104 01:29:00,014 --> 01:29:02,222 Thanks. I won't forget that. 1105 01:29:02,347 --> 01:29:05,639 - You can't go out there! - C'est la guerre! 1106 01:29:19,597 --> 01:29:22,389 - Do you think she's all right? - I hope so. 1107 01:29:22,514 --> 01:29:25,556 She's a British nanny. They're indestructible. 1108 01:29:25,681 --> 01:29:30,472 We have to start the train, get back to the main line and ram it across the frontier. 1109 01:29:30,597 --> 01:29:34,264 That's a tall order. The drivers aren't going to do as we tell them. 1110 01:29:34,347 --> 01:29:36,597 - We'll use this. Who's coming? - Me! 1111 01:29:36,681 --> 01:29:40,181 No, baby, stay here. Be a good girl and roll some bandages. 1112 01:29:40,264 --> 01:29:43,639 With a little luck we'll get the train back to the station, 1113 01:29:43,764 --> 01:29:49,264 you're gonna have to jump out, switch the points in the direction of Switzerland. 1114 01:29:49,347 --> 01:29:51,764 - Righty-ho. - Come on, let's go. 1115 01:29:51,847 --> 01:29:55,597 I'm gonna put a stop to all this! 1116 01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:57,722 Nicht schießen! 1117 01:30:02,264 --> 01:30:05,556 Please! Could we just be sensible... 1118 01:30:51,347 --> 01:30:54,431 Reach for the skies, we're taking over! 1119 01:30:57,264 --> 01:31:01,639 They must have hopped it with the rest of them. Can't say I blame them. 1120 01:31:04,681 --> 01:31:07,847 - Have you ever driven one of these? - Not since I was a kid. 1121 01:31:22,014 --> 01:31:24,056 Good Lord. 1122 01:31:24,181 --> 01:31:26,681 We've done it! 1123 01:31:29,014 --> 01:31:31,056 They've started the train! 1124 01:31:43,681 --> 01:31:45,722 We're going home! 1125 01:31:57,514 --> 01:32:00,181 Have you any idea how to stop this contraption? 1126 01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:04,514 I imagine it's a matter of doing a reverse of what I did to start it. 1127 01:32:04,597 --> 01:32:06,639 I expect you're right. 1128 01:32:06,764 --> 01:32:09,472 The points are just ahead. 1129 01:32:09,597 --> 01:32:11,847 Where the blazes is Charters? 1130 01:32:11,931 --> 01:32:15,597 - Time I did my bit of point-changing. - You're wounded! 1131 01:32:15,681 --> 01:32:17,806 Was ist jetzt los? Er kommt zurück. 1132 01:32:22,847 --> 01:32:25,889 Good grief! It's that girl! 1133 01:32:33,681 --> 01:32:35,514 Hold it! 1134 01:32:35,597 --> 01:32:37,931 - Not yet! - Wait till we pass! 1135 01:32:38,014 --> 01:32:40,306 Hold onto it! 1136 01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:44,889 - That's right. Good girl. Hang on. - Hold it! Just hold it! 1137 01:32:47,347 --> 01:32:48,764 Pull! 1138 01:32:48,847 --> 01:32:50,931 Towards you! 1139 01:32:51,014 --> 01:32:53,056 Pull it towards you! 1140 01:33:06,931 --> 01:33:09,431 Come on, kiddo! Come on! 1141 01:33:09,514 --> 01:33:11,722 Come on, I'll pick you up! 1142 01:33:19,181 --> 01:33:21,556 Come on, baby, you can make it! 1143 01:33:21,681 --> 01:33:23,847 Come on, faster! 1144 01:33:23,931 --> 01:33:27,556 Faster! Come on! Come on! 1145 01:33:38,097 --> 01:33:40,556 Well done, old thing! Well done! 1146 01:33:58,431 --> 01:34:01,389 - Where's that to, sir? - The Oval. 1147 01:34:01,514 --> 01:34:04,306 - With any luck we should be in time. - Yes. 1148 01:34:04,431 --> 01:34:08,181 Hitler's message. Read all about it. 1149 01:34:08,264 --> 01:34:10,514 News, Star and Standard. 1150 01:34:12,181 --> 01:34:14,847 News, Star and Standard. 1151 01:34:14,931 --> 01:34:18,222 Next year, old man. There's always next year. 1152 01:34:23,431 --> 01:34:26,097 - If there is a next year. - Quite. 1153 01:34:27,264 --> 01:34:29,931 Well, I'll say goodbye then. 1154 01:34:31,181 --> 01:34:36,139 Goodbye. I'm sorry about your hanky. I'll have it laundered and sent round. 1155 01:34:36,264 --> 01:34:38,264 I've got another one. 1156 01:34:40,681 --> 01:34:42,056 Taxi! 1157 01:34:42,181 --> 01:34:46,264 Shouldn't we talk to the stationmaster about the luggage? 1158 01:34:46,347 --> 01:34:50,806 Never mind about the luggage, I shall never leave England again! 1159 01:34:50,931 --> 01:34:56,639 ♪ La-la-la-la, la laah, la-la-la-la... ♪ 1160 01:34:56,764 --> 01:34:58,889 It's Rupert! 1161 01:35:07,181 --> 01:35:10,389 - Oh! - You mean you're not gonna marry him? 1162 01:35:10,514 --> 01:35:13,889 - What about the million bucks? - It's a real problem. 1163 01:35:14,014 --> 01:35:16,514 I simply have to marry somebody. 1164 01:35:20,597 --> 01:35:22,806 Amanda, I'm willing to marry you 1165 01:35:22,931 --> 01:35:27,264 but taking the million dollars, it's against all my principles. 1166 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:30,556 If you wanna marry me you'll have to take it! 1167 01:35:30,681 --> 01:35:32,847 - Where to, guv? - Whitehall. 1168 01:35:32,931 --> 01:35:37,472 Look, if I take your million dollars you're gonna my boss forever. 1169 01:35:38,514 --> 01:35:41,222 A man shouldn't take money from his wife. 1170 01:35:41,347 --> 01:35:45,056 They should share what they earn. I don't believe in dowries or... 1171 01:35:45,181 --> 01:35:47,472 - Who are we supposed to see? - Callender. 1172 01:35:47,597 --> 01:35:50,431 - Mr Callender, please. - Would you wait? 1173 01:35:50,514 --> 01:35:54,347 - It's very urgent. - Maybe you can break Grandfather's will 1174 01:35:54,431 --> 01:35:57,222 but Mummy and Daddy have tried and they can't. 1175 01:35:57,347 --> 01:36:00,097 - You're gonna have to like it or lump it. - OK! I lump it! 1176 01:36:00,181 --> 01:36:02,222 - You lump it? - I lump it! 1177 01:36:02,347 --> 01:36:05,639 - Then let go of me. - I can't. You're holding onto my elbows. 1178 01:36:05,764 --> 01:36:09,597 Oh, my God! My mind went blank. I forgot Miss Froy's tune! 1179 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,014 - The tune! - ♪ La-la-la-la 1180 01:36:12,097 --> 01:36:14,389 ♪ La la la la la la laa... ♪ 1181 01:36:14,514 --> 01:36:16,556 No, no, no! 1182 01:36:16,681 --> 01:36:20,806 ♪ Da da-da-ta-da da-da da-da-da-da da-da-da da da ♪ 1183 01:36:20,931 --> 01:36:25,056 ♪ Da-da-da da-da-da... ♪ 1184 01:36:46,931 --> 01:36:50,514 ♪ La-la-la-la la la la 1185 01:36:50,597 --> 01:36:53,889 ♪ La-la-la-la la laah 1186 01:36:54,014 --> 01:36:56,514 ♪ La-la-la-la la... 1187 01:36:56,597 --> 01:37:01,556 ♪ La la-la la la la la la la ♪ 1188 01:37:01,681 --> 01:37:03,472 How lovely! 1189 01:37:03,597 --> 01:37:08,514 - The tune went right out of my mind. - I never thought we'd see you again!